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16 September 2009 @ 10:11 pm
As if the blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; for the first time, in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. Finding it so much like myself — so like a brother, really — I felt I had been happy and that I was happy again. For everything to be consummated, for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate.

- Albert Camus "The Stranger"
 
 
 
automation is the new automation
25 March 2009 @ 08:21 am


Good morning Lebanon
Good morning Lebanon
May you know no more pain
Good morning lebanon

We will get to beirut
We will get to beirut
Your humus is worth dying for
Good morning lebanon

Your dreams will come true
Your nightmares will vaporize
All your life is a blessing
Good morning, Lebanon

You're tearing apart
Bleeding in my arms
Love of my life
My short life

Rip me appart
Bleeding in your arms
Love of your life
Good morning, Lebanon

Good morning Lebanon
Give me a Rolex
Have a candy bar
We will extend our bleeding hand to you
Good morning Lebanon

Good morning Lebanon
Tomorrow we will be as one
Good morning Lebanon
Lebanon, you are not alone

-Thanks Dvirsky
 
 
automation is the new automation
I got a little tipsy last night and ordered some ridiculous computer parts...i guess it happens. Thanks Stafford student loans. Also this:

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...


David Lynch


We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. And if not you, everyone else thnks so and tries to tell you but you won't listen. In your movie: Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad. Go rent Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Mulholland Dr., and INLAND EMPIRE.


Take The Director Who Films Your Life Test
at HelloQuizzy

 
 
automation is the new automation
11 March 2009 @ 11:39 am

All the commentators on this video have really missed the mark. Yes he mentions short selling stock and creating a fictional universe which serves simply to suck capital from honest companies and fill the coffers of his hedge fund - something of a financial tomb world. But he says it all in the context of being terrified about being down. Watch how he frames it - do you want everything gone Jan 2nd? Do you? Didn't think so. What i see on the screen is not an evil man, but a scared one, just like everyone else. The only difference is he knows what the consequences are - and they are final. Most of the rest of us can easily just find another job, line of work or perhaps move in with the parents etc. This man knows that it's for life. That being down 2% is unacceptable. Fascinating.

 
 
 
automation is the new automation
10 March 2009 @ 11:14 am
 If this email finds you somewhere on the populated Earth, you may have heard a lot of talk of doom and gloom recently. We here at McSweeney's object. Look, we like Paul Krugman as much as anyone, and who doesn't love a good stimulus package, but all this focus on the negative can be a little counterproductive. Look around you! This is still a world full of wonders, and among these wonders [are barrels full of lard and books.]

-So sayth brother McSweeney
 
 
automation is the new automation
04 March 2009 @ 11:01 am
 ny times said:

Dead people are the newest frontier in debt collecting, and one of the healthiest parts of the industry. Those who dun [sic] the living say that people are so scared and so broke it is difficult to get them to cough up even token payments.
 
 
automation is the new automation
25 February 2009 @ 09:50 pm
Happy Birthday Craig



 
 
automation is the new automation
23 February 2009 @ 12:32 pm
I just did my first pass at registering for spring courses. Twas pretty ugly. My advisor still hasn't told me what I have credit for and most of the courses I need to take in sequence are on step three of three. But I think I managed to pull some gems out anyways. A bit of filler, but ya know, my only desire is that somehow I could light money on fire and flush it down the toilet simultaneously.

INTRO TO COMP SECURITY
TOP: RUSSIAN LIT 20TH CENTURY
INTRO TO LINGUISTICS
PUBLIC SPEAKING
TOP: ADOBE CREATIVE SUITE III
 
 
automation is the new automation
22 February 2009 @ 08:43 pm


roll the dice

if you’re going to try, go all the
way.
otherwise, don’t even start.

if you’re going to try, go all the
way.
this could mean losing girlfriends,
wives, relatives, jobs and
maybe your mind.

go all the way.
it could mean not eating for 3 or 4 days.
it could mean freezing on a
park bench.
it could mean jail,
it could mean derision,
mockery,
isolation.
isolation is the gift,
all the others are a test of your
endurance, of
how much you really want to
do it.
and you’ll do it
despite rejection and the worst odds
and it will be better than
anything else
you can imagine.

if you’re going to try,
go all the way.
there is no other feeling like
that.
you will be alone with the gods
and the nights will flame with
fire.

do it, do it, do it.
do it.

all the way
all the way.

you will ride life straight to
perfect laughter, its
the only good fight
there is.

- Charles Bukowski

 
 
automation is the new automation
20 February 2009 @ 11:02 am
By Haruki Murakami


Feb. 20, 2009 | I have come to Jerusalem today as a novelist, which is to say as a professional spinner of lies.

And that is why I am here. I chose to come here rather than stay away. I chose to see for myself rather than not to see. I chose to speak to you rather than to say nothing. )
 
 
automation is the new automation
29 January 2009 @ 03:43 pm


A cold coming we had of it,
Just the worst time of the year
For a journey, and such a long journey:
The ways deep and the weather sharp,
The very dead of winter.
And the camels galled, sore-footed, refractory,
Lying down in the melting snow.
There were times when we regretted
The summer palaces on slopes, the terraces,
And the silken girls bringing sherbet.
Then the camel men cursing and grumbling
And running away, and wanting their liquor and women,
And the night-fires going out, and the lack of shelters,
And the cities dirty and the towns unfriendly
And the villages dirty and charging high prices:
A hard time we had of it.
At the end we preferred to travel all night,
Sleeping in snatches,
With the voices singing in our ears, saying
That this was all folly.

Then at dawn we came down to a temperate valley,
Wet, below the snow line, smelling of vegetation;
With a running stream and a water mill beating the darkness,
And three trees on the low sky,
And an old white horse galloped away in the meadow.
Then we came to a tavern with vine-leaves over the lintel,
Six hands at an open door dicing for pieces of silver,
And feet kicking the empty wineskins.
But there was no information, and so we continued
And arrived at evening, not a moment too soon
Finding the place; it was (you may say) satisfactory.

All this was a long time ago, I remember,
And I would do it again, but set down
This set down
This: were we led all that way for
Birth or Death? There was a Birth, certainly,
We had evidence and no doubt. I had seen birth and death,
But had thought they were different; this Birth was
Hard and bitter agony for us, like Death, our death.
We returned to our places, these Kingdoms,
But no longer at ease here, in the old dispensation,
With an alien people clutching their gods. 
I should be glad of another death. 

-T.S. Eliot
 
 
automation is the new automation
29 January 2009 @ 11:09 am
 
 
 
automation is the new automation
27 January 2009 @ 08:23 am
 To avoid fines, please return or renew these items by the
    due date. Renew online at http://www.multcolib.org or by
    telephone at 503-988-5342.

  AUTHOR:  Shakespeare, William,
  TITLE:   The tempest
 
 
automation is the new automation
23 January 2009 @ 12:54 pm
 I got accepted into the PSU. w00t. except i can't recall the date of my first MMR vaccination. booh, how am i supposed to remember something that happened between 1 and 2? bullshit. 

Black by popular demand. The agonies of trickery,



Also if anyone is interested here's AJ's doppelganger:



Here's some of me new LAN party friends:

dutch


nick


pieces

 
 
Current Mood: irate
 
 
automation is the new automation
14 January 2009 @ 08:57 pm
 i heard as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts sang 'come and see' and i saw. it's name that it said on him was death and hell followed with him. German Malt Liquor


 
 
automation is the new automation
14 January 2009 @ 06:17 pm
 Last night I went to see Tim and Eric Awesome Show great Job. It was purty good. I went alone. But i guess that's the best way to truly experience something like that. Self-concious and drunk.



probably.

Today i knelt down at the altar of the greatest horseman ever know - HORSEHEAD



and won some big money at the track...not really. but at least i didn't come out broke.
 
 
Current Mood: bitchy
 
 
automation is the new automation
24 December 2008 @ 07:46 pm
 The only one i believe in


 
 
automation is the new automation
22 December 2008 @ 08:56 pm
 
 
automation is the new automation
20 December 2008 @ 08:40 pm
 Creg reacts with disgust to the Portland ZOMGSNOWPOCALYPSE



Transcription:

Cameraman: What do you think of this weather Craig?

Creg: I THINK YOU LIED TO ME!!!111 YOU ALL LIED!!!11

*Guffaws, Chortles, Etcetra*

Cameraman: Yea...well...by hook or by crook...that's how we get our friends [unintelligible]

...

Cameraman: and... a... closing



 
 
 
 

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